note to self: pocket cat
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
oh my god
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow join Jimmy Kimmel for a mini Friends reunion skit
Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.
I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh